Tonight, I dream that Streisand nutmegged Conor Roberts three times in a row from the penalty spot. She was wearing a TNS shirt and jumped into their Chairman's arms at the end... [more]
Tonight, I dream…

“Tonight, I dream that Streisand nutmegged Conor Roberts three times in a row from the penalty spot. She was wearing a TNS shirt and jumped into their Chairman’s arms at the end. TNS win 14-0 and Jack Cudworth is awarded O.B.E. Nev runs up and down the touchline so fast that his beanie hat catches fire and Lionel Messi scores ten goals for our under 12s but ends up playing for Marine reserves for 120 years, scoring only 2 goals in 14,000 appearances. Just before I wake up, I buy a raffle ticket from the shed beyond the turnstile and at half-time my ticket is drawn as the winner. The prize is 2,000 people watching Bangor City in a meaningful game… and then… I woke up.”

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